Huang Cailin picked as secretary-general of Bai’s ruling party

Xiongjing – Bai’s Finance Minister Huang Cailin had been selected as the new secretary-general of the Xingongrenhui (XGRH), the ruling party of the Bai Empire, through a special party congress yesterday. In a statement released by the ruling party, it said that Huang received “an overwhelming support and confidence” from the majority of the party’s members. The decision by the majority of the party had been endorsed by senior members of the party who also expressed “trust and confidence” in Huang’s potential. “Henceforth, through widespread consensus, we had decided to appoint comrade Huang Cailin as the party’s new secretary-general,” said … Continue reading Huang Cailin picked as secretary-general of Bai’s ruling party

Bank robbers in Geklinia-Dregolesia defeated by tram tracks

The Ulethan country of Geklinia-Dregolesia saw its shortest heist last night, as a group of three robbers were stopped not just by the police’s quick response, but by a pair of tram tracks. At around May 9th 23:20 local time, the three robbers broke into a bank building, which immediately set off the alarm and alerted the authorities. With limited time, they stole 650 Ʉ (~152$) and a few computers, before getting away in their getaway van. The chase lasted for only a minute as the van’s driver decided to cross tram tracks at a non-designated place 600 metres away … Continue reading Bank robbers in Geklinia-Dregolesia defeated by tram tracks