Qennes and Niscavo celebrate New Year by removing controls on border crossings

A historic feat, an agreement has been reached by both sides to finally allow the free movement of citizens and goods between our nations. This is a step forward not only for Qennes and Niscavo, but also for the entirety of ASUN and Uletha. It will allow easier trading and travel on one of the busiest routes in the entire continent. Adriana Lumean, Minister of Foreign Affairs of Qennes The officials of Qennes and Niscavo, two southern Ulethan nations and members of the ASUN organization, have met in Klavopoli to sign the agreement that ends the control of movement on … Continue reading Qennes and Niscavo celebrate New Year by removing controls on border crossings

Bank robbers in Geklinia-Dregolesia defeated by tram tracks

The Ulethan country of Geklinia-Dregolesia saw its shortest heist last night, as a group of three robbers were stopped not just by the police’s quick response, but by a pair of tram tracks. At around May 9th 23:20 local time, the three robbers broke into a bank building, which immediately set off the alarm and alerted the authorities. With limited time, they stole 650 Ʉ (~152$) and a few computers, before getting away in their getaway van. The chase lasted for only a minute as the van’s driver decided to cross tram tracks at a non-designated place 600 metres away … Continue reading Bank robbers in Geklinia-Dregolesia defeated by tram tracks

FSA ambassador sparks fury in Demirhan government

TARSINAR, DEMIRHAN EMPIRE: In recent comments in social media Josephine Coe, Federal States of Archanta ambassador to Demirhan Empire since 2018 criticized the proposed law which limits the presence of foreign capital in the countrywide and local media ownership to 45%. She called the law an antidemocratic provocation and a disgrace to a modern world. Shortly after she was called to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs where she was explained that despite the deep friendship between Demirhan Empire and FSA the situation where the largest private TV broadcaster (Günlük TV) is owned by a single Effesian company is clearly unacceptable. … Continue reading FSA ambassador sparks fury in Demirhan government

“Leviathan” causes panic in Migdalak

MIGDALAK, DEMIRHAN EMPIRE: In small village of Migdalak, appeared a large balloon in a shape resambling a whale which caused a minor panic among, mainly old, inhabitants who took it for a biblical monster Leviathan and thought it is a harbinger of upcoming Apocalypse. As the reporters from Resmi Gazete acknowledged it belongs to Abraham Koçavi who plans to fly in it during the annual Andırma Balloon festival where thousands of hot air balloons fly over the Andırma hills in northern part of the country. According to him the balloon was initially called just Blue Whale but now he considers … Continue reading “Leviathan” causes panic in Migdalak

Druidess and her followers fined

REYHANALI, DEMIRHANLI DEVLETİ – Yesterday police fined a group of Kreideth believers during their religious ceremony in the stone cirlce near the town Reyhanalı over inappropriate behaviour. Around 8 PM Zübeyde Hatun, 73 years old woman whose husband died two years ago, informed police in Reyhanalı informed that the large group of people came from the East to the stone circle near her property. According to her they used barely understandable language and were probably drunk, some of them had little to zero clothing. That was horrible! I saw naked man first time in my life and that nearly gave … Continue reading Druidess and her followers fined

Upcoming weather may cause catastrophic floods for Zalivnia, projects WIE

After a series of clear and sunny days marking the beginning of a new spring, the cyclone Bori, coming from the western coast of North Archanta, may affect the lake level on the Egalian Lake, as well as raise the level of rivers in the region. As the Weather Institute of Egalia (WIE) notes, the new West Archantan cyclone named Bori travelled already a major route from Naexma, where it started, and already packed a few punches on the nations of Liboria, Onissia, Sathria, Franqueterre, Pretannia and Suria, and quite recently the south of Chira, reaching the rest of Egalia … Continue reading Upcoming weather may cause catastrophic floods for Zalivnia, projects WIE

High Court and People’s Movement Party enter compromise in the Rep. Party case

A compromise has been declared between the High Court and the People’s Movement Party regarding the Republican Party. The People’s Movement said that; “The Republican Party will continue to exist, but with none of the former high members. We take this as a compromise.” The Democratic People’s Party said that this was a “milestone” and a “leap” towards Democracy. ‘ Claps in the Democratic People’s Party roam the room as it has been announced that the Republican Party will no longer be banned. Though the “unbanned” Republican Party has now the right to exist, the high-standing members of the Party … Continue reading High Court and People’s Movement Party enter compromise in the Rep. Party case

Opening of Imani Complex in Shahrezad criticised by the Democratic People’s Party

The opening of the Grand Imani Complex in Shahrezad, which includes a big mosque, and the first Imani Scholar University, also known as a Madrasah, since 1930, has been criticised by the Democratic People’s Party for showing off too much “power” and “unneeded”, they also claim it is a waste of the taxpayers money. The Aqay Trade Union, one of the biggest unions in Kushya, disagrees with the DPP’s claim. “The Democratic People’s Party’s claim is absolute nonsense, as nearly half of the money used in the project was croudfunding and donations” Says the Chairman of the Aqay Trade Union, … Continue reading Opening of Imani Complex in Shahrezad criticised by the Democratic People’s Party

Convicted Terrorist and Political Leader diagnosed with brain disorders

The infamous leader of the Republican Party and convicted Terrorist, Zilhicce Qalin, has been diagnosed with multiple brain disorders, including Anterograde Amnesia. Doctors say that it may have been caused by an accident while he was in exile, as his forehead had multiple scars. In an interview for the first time since exile, he could barely speak after 15 seconds. “They’ve caught me, and I can’t do anything much longer now. I am here in this cell for a few years, so what will Kushya say about me, I cannot hold……” Said Qalin and suddently stopped. He then began looking … Continue reading Convicted Terrorist and Political Leader diagnosed with brain disorders

High Council: The ban of the Republican Party was unconstitutional

The High Council of the Republic of Kushya has declared the ban of the Republican Party unconstitutional and asked president Muhammed Ali Can to Revoke the 2020 Party Act which illegalized the Republican Party. Muhammed Ali Can said, according to some sources, that he would not accept the declaration and he would look into it. Earlier today, the High Council, representing top-figure cases in Kushya, declared the ban of the Republican Party, which was claimed by president Muhammed Can to support terrorism and corruption. While the High Council looked into it, defenders upon the Republican Party claimed that only the … Continue reading High Council: The ban of the Republican Party was unconstitutional