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FSA ambassador sparks fury in Demirhan government

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TARSINAR, DEMIRHAN EMPIRE: In recent comments in social media Josephine Coe, Federal States of Archanta ambassador to Demirhan Empire since 2018 criticized the proposed law which limits the presence of foreign capital in the countrywide and local media ownership to 45%. She called the law an antidemocratic provocation and a disgrace to a modern world. Shortly after she was called to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs where she was explained that despite the deep friendship between Demirhan Empire and FSA the situation where the largest private TV broadcaster (Günlük TV) is owned by a single Effesian company is clearly unacceptable. … Continue reading FSA ambassador sparks fury in Demirhan government

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“Leviathan” causes panic in Migdalak

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MIGDALAK, DEMIRHAN EMPIRE: In small village of Migdalak, appeared a large balloon in a shape resambling a whale which caused a minor panic among, mainly old, inhabitants who took it for a biblical monster Leviathan and thought it is a harbinger of upcoming Apocalypse. As the reporters from Resmi Gazete acknowledged it belongs to Abraham Koçavi who plans to fly in it during the annual Andırma Balloon festival where thousands of hot air balloons fly over the Andırma hills in northern part of the country. According to him the balloon was initially called just Blue Whale but now he considers … Continue reading “Leviathan” causes panic in Migdalak

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Druidess and her followers fined

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REYHANALI, DEMIRHANLI DEVLETİ – Yesterday police fined a group of Kreideth believers during their religious ceremony in the stone cirlce near the town Reyhanalı over inappropriate behaviour. Around 8 PM Zübeyde Hatun, 73 years old woman whose husband died two years ago, informed police in Reyhanalı informed that the large group of people came from the East to the stone circle near her property. According to her they used barely understandable language and were probably drunk, some of them had little to zero clothing. That was horrible! I saw naked man first time in my life and that nearly gave … Continue reading Druidess and her followers fined