Month: May 2022

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Festivities infused with introspection for Grinzez’s 78th Republic Day

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Pyapyor – “Maintaining principles of restraint and openness amidst an increasingly fragmented world should be the values close to the hearts of Grinzians,” Prime Minister Yimez Hrohua emphasised in his annual Parliamentary Message as Grinzez celebrates its 78th year as a republic yesterday. Hrohua added, “Uncertain geopolitics and threats to democracy have persisted over the past year, and new forms of these threats are on the rise. But time and time again, Grinzians have shown we can overcome our differences, resist division, and affirm the collective resolves of our people in every way possible.” He praised the continuing collaboration of … Continue reading Festivities infused with introspection for Grinzez’s 78th Republic Day

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Unusual Freedemian Freedin Denomination Proposal to be shot down

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Quentinsburgh – A Freedemian Representative Nosh Quimby proposed a bill yesterday to shift the denominations of the Freedin banknotes from a system of 5s to a system of 4s with the goal of ensuring that every smaller bill could fit cleanly into any larger denomination. Currently, the Freedin is broken into banknotes of FƉ1, FƉ5, FƉ10, FƉ25, FƉ50, and FƉ100. The FƉ1 banknote is scheduled to be replaced with an FƉ1 coin with a transition starting in 2023. Quimby’s proposal would move this to FƉ1, FƉ4, FƉ12, FƉ24, FƉ48, and FƉ96, with each banknote retaining the basic design of the … Continue reading Unusual Freedemian Freedin Denomination Proposal to be shot down

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Huang Cailin picked as secretary-general of Bai’s ruling party

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Xiongjing – Bai’s Finance Minister Huang Cailin had been selected as the new secretary-general of the Xingongrenhui (XGRH), the ruling party of the Bai Empire, through a special party congress yesterday. In a statement released by the ruling party, it said that Huang received “an overwhelming support and confidence” from the majority of the party’s members. The decision by the majority of the party had been endorsed by senior members of the party who also expressed “trust and confidence” in Huang’s potential. “Henceforth, through widespread consensus, we had decided to appoint comrade Huang Cailin as the party’s new secretary-general,” said … Continue reading Huang Cailin picked as secretary-general of Bai’s ruling party

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Bank robbers in Geklinia-Dregolesia defeated by tram tracks

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The Ulethan country of Geklinia-Dregolesia saw its shortest heist last night, as a group of three robbers were stopped not just by the police’s quick response, but by a pair of tram tracks. At around May 9th 23:20 local time, the three robbers broke into a bank building, which immediately set off the alarm and alerted the authorities. With limited time, they stole 650 Ʉ (~152$) and a few computers, before getting away in their getaway van. The chase lasted for only a minute as the van’s driver decided to cross tram tracks at a non-designated place 600 metres away … Continue reading Bank robbers in Geklinia-Dregolesia defeated by tram tracks