Dunkish Health Official Issues Statement After Closure of Butcher Shop

From The Daily Yelkaretlis KATTENDEN, DUNCANHEIM – A butcher in Trippon Square Public Market has been temporarily ordered to cease operations by the Ministry of Health upon the discovery that he had been classifying bats, snakes, and goats as “fish” in his official reports to avoid exceeding the limits on the number of land animals that can be killed in any given year. (He did not, however, label them incorrectly for sale, which would incur higher penalties.) “The limits on land animal slaughter are enforced for a number of reasons,” said the Deputy Chieftain of Food & Agriculture As It … Continue reading Dunkish Health Official Issues Statement After Closure of Butcher Shop

Upcoming weather may cause catastrophic floods for Zalivnia, projects WIE

After a series of clear and sunny days marking the beginning of a new spring, the cyclone Bori, coming from the western coast of North Archanta, may affect the lake level on the Egalian Lake, as well as raise the level of rivers in the region. As the Weather Institute of Egalia (WIE) notes, the new West Archantan cyclone named Bori travelled already a major route from Naexma, where it started, and already packed a few punches on the nations of Liboria, Onissia, Sathria, Franqueterre, Pretannia and Suria, and quite recently the south of Chira, reaching the rest of Egalia … Continue reading Upcoming weather may cause catastrophic floods for Zalivnia, projects WIE

In surprise move, Vang Ngat High Command announces the creation of the State Elections Review Board

Vang Ngat, KUEHONG – Rumours of a possible new early state election in Vang Ngat have been spreading around after the Vang Ngat State High Command announces the creation of the State Elections Review Board. This comes after the High Command has dissolved the State Affairs Assembly over allegations that the parliamentary members, including the Chief Minister, are corrupt. Under the current state constitution, there has been no explicit need for an election for a new government as the High Command continues to rule over the state. Hence, the High Command usually continue to rule the state until the next … Continue reading In surprise move, Vang Ngat High Command announces the creation of the State Elections Review Board

Kuehong executes three medical personnel for blood and organ trafficking

KUEHONG – The Supreme Court of Kuehong has just concluded the trial of three prominent members, which include an official of the National Health Bureau (NHB), of an organ smuggling syndicate by sentencing them to death for their involvement in blood and organ trafficking. On 23 February this year, the Kuehongese Military Police has launched a crackdown on an organ trafficking ring and managed to arrest key members of the syndicate. The syndicate has been operating in the rural areas of Kuehong, with members alleging that they are conducting their activities as part of the International Red Shield Movement. The … Continue reading Kuehong executes three medical personnel for blood and organ trafficking

High Court and People’s Movement Party enter compromise in the Rep. Party case

A compromise has been declared between the High Court and the People’s Movement Party regarding the Republican Party. The People’s Movement said that; “The Republican Party will continue to exist, but with none of the former high members. We take this as a compromise.” The Democratic People’s Party said that this was a “milestone” and a “leap” towards Democracy. ‘ Claps in the Democratic People’s Party roam the room as it has been announced that the Republican Party will no longer be banned. Though the “unbanned” Republican Party has now the right to exist, the high-standing members of the Party … Continue reading High Court and People’s Movement Party enter compromise in the Rep. Party case

Opening of Imani Complex in Shahrezad criticised by the Democratic People’s Party

The opening of the Grand Imani Complex in Shahrezad, which includes a big mosque, and the first Imani Scholar University, also known as a Madrasah, since 1930, has been criticised by the Democratic People’s Party for showing off too much “power” and “unneeded”, they also claim it is a waste of the taxpayers money. The Aqay Trade Union, one of the biggest unions in Kushya, disagrees with the DPP’s claim. “The Democratic People’s Party’s claim is absolute nonsense, as nearly half of the money used in the project was croudfunding and donations” Says the Chairman of the Aqay Trade Union, … Continue reading Opening of Imani Complex in Shahrezad criticised by the Democratic People’s Party

Kuehongese military shoots down ‘unidentified aircraft’ near the border, turns out to be a pigeon

Lu’an, Bo Sinh, KUEHONG – In what seems to be another blunder by the over-paranoid military, the Kuehongese military stationed in the border regions has shot down what was initially detected as an ‘unidentified aircraft’. Subsequent investigations revealed that it is just a pigeon ‘with no other gadgets or foreign objects on it’. The incident took place at 11.43 pm last night. The Kuehongese border guards along the Fayaan border quickly alerted a military base in Lu’an, which promptly shot down the unidentified object approaching from Fayaan. There were also reports of the object dropping an initially unidentified liquid which … Continue reading Kuehongese military shoots down ‘unidentified aircraft’ near the border, turns out to be a pigeon

Dunkish Farmers Report High Yields

DUNCANHEIM – As the preliminary harvest season for many crops across Duncanheim draws to a close, the Agricultural Division of the Dunkish Ministry of Home Affairs has begun to compile data reports on this year’s crop yields. Some highlights of the harvest report include: In Tuni Canton, the Appildechene, the nation’s single largest apple-growing region, estimated a bumper crop of around 1.28 million bushels of apples. Conversely, the cabbage farming regions around T-anchayᚼo Lake reported a less-than-average crop yield, producing 12 million kilos of cabbage, down from last year’s more normal yield of 16 million kilos. The first citrus harvest … Continue reading Dunkish Farmers Report High Yields