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Kuehongese Chairman fires three top judges of the Supreme Court

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BAKDEP – In what seems to be a response to the recent progressive ruling made by the Supreme Court, Kuehongese Chairman of the National Council General Vu Yền Lực has removed three of the nine top judges of the Supreme Court. The three judges were: Vân Lành Ngo, Từ Ngọc Hoàng and Xà Lành Phạm. “It is with regret that I, as Chairman of the National Council, have to sign an executive order to remove the three judges from the Supreme Court. The country shall not tolerate the corruption and manipulation of the liberals that has crept into our country,” … Continue reading Kuehongese Chairman fires three top judges of the Supreme Court

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Naked sunbather arrested in Majesia

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MAJAPURA, MAJESIA – Six FSA tourists were arrested naked on the small beach of Kelahang Island last weekend (30/8). Police rushed to the beach around 7 am after bystanders alerted them that they had seen six foreigners naked on the beach. Police said that the six of them didn’t know that they cannot get naked in public and ordered to get dressed before being taken to Kelahang Police Station. The six of them charged and fined for public indecency, inappropriate behavior, and causing trouble to others with seven days in the local jail and deported to their country. Kelahang’s move … Continue reading Naked sunbather arrested in Majesia

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Kuehong Supreme Court rules LGBT-advocates group Queerhong legal

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BAKDEP – In a series of a progressive reforms that is happening the country, the Supreme Court made a landmark ruling declaring the pro-LGBT group Queerhong legal. In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court said that under Article 10 of the Constitution, citizens of Kuehong have the freedom of assembly and the freedom to form groups or societies advocating a movement. This ruling is seen as a major win for the LGBT community in Kuehong, which was forced to conduct their activities in secret. Kuehong still criminalises LGBT in the country, although no one has been prosecuted under the law … Continue reading Kuehong Supreme Court rules LGBT-advocates group Queerhong legal

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Neeg property tycoon Nplua Moua arrested along with family

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Nrong Me, KUEHONG – Kuehongese local authorities have arrested Nplua Moua, along with his family, in a series of arrests against the Neegs this week. In addition, the offices of his own company Moua Properties and the company-funded independent news outlet Neeg Times offices have reportedly been raided. His arrest is one of the most high-profile arrests made so far. Kue local authorities had in the past targeted high profile ethnic Neegs over allegations of ‘assisting their fellow insurgents’ in the region. Local state media outlet the Kuehong National Gazette described him as an insurgency collaborator and supporting the publication … Continue reading Neeg property tycoon Nplua Moua arrested along with family

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Kuehong dismisses fake reports on Imani soldiers refused to return to their hometown on Ramadan

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Bakdep – The Kuehongese government has slammed reports that they have refused to allow their Imani soldiers to break fast and observe Ramadan, the current holy month for the Imanis. The reports, which emerged and have been circulating online for some weeks, alleged that ‘many Imanis’ were forced to remain on duty, some even forced to eat pork and non-halal food even during the fasting period. A government spokesman have said that the reports are ‘faked’ and ‘exaggerated’, saying that the government does not discriminate against Imanis nor tried to forcefully assimilate them. They have assured Imanis that they will … Continue reading Kuehong dismisses fake reports on Imani soldiers refused to return to their hometown on Ramadan

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Dunkish Health Official Issues Statement After Closure of Butcher Shop

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From The Daily Yelkaretlis KATTENDEN, DUNCANHEIM – A butcher in Trippon Square Public Market has been temporarily ordered to cease operations by the Ministry of Health upon the discovery that he had been classifying bats, snakes, and goats as “fish” in his official reports to avoid exceeding the limits on the number of land animals that can be killed in any given year. (He did not, however, label them incorrectly for sale, which would incur higher penalties.) “The limits on land animal slaughter are enforced for a number of reasons,” said the Deputy Chieftain of Food & Agriculture As It … Continue reading Dunkish Health Official Issues Statement After Closure of Butcher Shop

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In surprise move, Vang Ngat High Command announces the creation of the State Elections Review Board

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Vang Ngat, KUEHONG – Rumours of a possible new early state election in Vang Ngat have been spreading around after the Vang Ngat State High Command announces the creation of the State Elections Review Board. This comes after the High Command has dissolved the State Affairs Assembly over allegations that the parliamentary members, including the Chief Minister, are corrupt. Under the current state constitution, there has been no explicit need for an election for a new government as the High Command continues to rule over the state. Hence, the High Command usually continue to rule the state until the next … Continue reading In surprise move, Vang Ngat High Command announces the creation of the State Elections Review Board

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Kuehong executes three medical personnel for blood and organ trafficking

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KUEHONG – The Supreme Court of Kuehong has just concluded the trial of three prominent members, which include an official of the National Health Bureau (NHB), of an organ smuggling syndicate by sentencing them to death for their involvement in blood and organ trafficking. On 23 February this year, the Kuehongese Military Police has launched a crackdown on an organ trafficking ring and managed to arrest key members of the syndicate. The syndicate has been operating in the rural areas of Kuehong, with members alleging that they are conducting their activities as part of the International Red Shield Movement. The … Continue reading Kuehong executes three medical personnel for blood and organ trafficking

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Kuehongese military shoots down ‘unidentified aircraft’ near the border, turns out to be a pigeon

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Lu’an, Bo Sinh, KUEHONG – In what seems to be another blunder by the over-paranoid military, the Kuehongese military stationed in the border regions has shot down what was initially detected as an ‘unidentified aircraft’. Subsequent investigations revealed that it is just a pigeon ‘with no other gadgets or foreign objects on it’. The incident took place at 11.43 pm last night. The Kuehongese border guards along the Fayaan border quickly alerted a military base in Lu’an, which promptly shot down the unidentified object approaching from Fayaan. There were also reports of the object dropping an initially unidentified liquid which … Continue reading Kuehongese military shoots down ‘unidentified aircraft’ near the border, turns out to be a pigeon

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Dunkish Farmers Report High Yields

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DUNCANHEIM – As the preliminary harvest season for many crops across Duncanheim draws to a close, the Agricultural Division of the Dunkish Ministry of Home Affairs has begun to compile data reports on this year’s crop yields. Some highlights of the harvest report include: In Tuni Canton, the Appildechene, the nation’s single largest apple-growing region, estimated a bumper crop of around 1.28 million bushels of apples. Conversely, the cabbage farming regions around T-anchayᚼo Lake reported a less-than-average crop yield, producing 12 million kilos of cabbage, down from last year’s more normal yield of 16 million kilos. The first citrus harvest … Continue reading Dunkish Farmers Report High Yields